Sunday, August 26, 2012

OFAH: Rodney meets Klaudia

The Nag's Head. Late afternoon.

KLAUDIA: Stares at Rodney from across the bar. Smiles. 

RODNEY: Looks around. Nervously smiles back. ''Watcha!''

KLAUDIA: ''Hello! I'm Klaudia''.

RODNEY: ''I'm married!''


KLAUDIA: Rolls eyes, takes a sip of her coke, turns away. 

RODNEY: Shakes himself off, approaches her. ''Sorry I've been so rude, I don't know what came over me really ... I'm Rodney. You new here?''

KLAUDIA: Smiles. ''Yeah, just moved here a week ago. Was hoping to make some friends. Is your wife around?''

RODNEY: Looks at her from head to toe. ''No she ain't! I mean ... She don't fancy going to pubs much. But you could meet my brother, eh?''

KLAUDIA: ''That'd be lovely! I do need to meet nice people. Some dodgy characters around here!!''

RODNEY: ''Yeah, 's true innit ........... Just say no if he tries to flog you an 'air dryer alright?''.




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