The Nag's Head. 1983.
Rodney and Klaudia bump into each other and start chatting.
RODNEY: So, I hear you're a bit of an artist.
KLAUDIA: Me? Nah, I just draw from time to time.
RODNEY: You know, I'm an artist.
KLAUDIA: Really?! What do you paint?
RODNEY: No nothing, I just have a GCE in art.
KLAUDIA: Oh...
RODNEY: And maths!
KLAUDIA: And maths!! So you're both right-brained and left-brained then!
Enters Del.
DEL: More like wally-brained!
RODNEY: Frowns. Have you met my brother yet?
DEL: Turns to Klaudia. 'Ello darling, you alright? I'm Del, short for Derek. And may I have the pleasure to know your name sweetheart? Leans over, kisses her hand.
KLAUDIA: My name is Klaudia.
DEL: Klaudia?! Klaudia!! Did you know that Klaudia is my most favorite name? Gets closer and closer.
KLAUDIA: Is it really...
DEL: It is! D'you know I have dreams in which I'm calling my significant other by my most favorite name - Klaudia. Says solemnly, lifts eyes towards the ceiling.
RODNEY: Yeh. He also has little black books full of favorite names.
DEL: Yeah, yeah, that's right thank you Rod... Of course you know, the only book RODNEY owns is ''Relationships For Dummies''.
RODNEY: Alright, alright, I got some experience!!
DEL: Leave it out Rodney, all you ever got was boots!
KLAUDIA: Turns to Rodney. Rodney, I was wondering if you'd like to join me for a drink tonight?
DEL: No no darlin', he's busy tonight you see. He's at the perverts' club, discussing the best nurse outfit.
RODNEY: Would you just shut up, Del!! Thank you Klaudia, I would love to meet you tonight.
KLAUDIA: Excellent! Bring your policeman uniform, will ya?
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